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Act 00 Scene 00

Setting the Stage

30|00|13|12|L|Q|
29|00|13|12|R|Q|

Act 01 Scene 05

Can`t Relate

07|00|00|18|R|S|All relationships are born from the selfish motives of the two parties. 07|00|00|06|R|Q| 08|00|00|12|L|Q| 08|00|00|12|L|T|???? 07|00|00|24|R|S|The relationship endures only as long as the two parties are fulfilling their own selfish motives. 07|00|00|06|R|Q| 08|00|00|30|L|Q| 07|00|00|06|R|Q| 08|00|00|06|L|S|Depressing notion. 07|00|00|24|R|S|So why would I start a relationship with someone who is only there to satisfy selfish motives? 07|00|00|06|R|Q| 08|00|00|30|L|Q| 07|00|00|06|R|Q| 08|00|00|06|L|S|You wouldn`t. 07|00|00|24|R|S|With someone who will only stay in the relationship as long as their motives are addressed? 07|00|00|06|R|Q| 08|00|00|30|L|Q| 07|00|00|08|R|Q| 08|00|00|08|L|T|???? 07|00|00|06|R|Q| 08|00|00|06|L|S|I`ll be your friend. 07|00|00|04|R|S|Alright. 08|00|00|04|L|Q|

Act 01 Scene 09

Final Success

17|00|00|12|R|S|What the...
Where the hell am I? 18|00|00|12|L|Q| 17|00|00|04|R|Q| 18|00|00|04|L|S|You`re close. 17|00|00|10|R|S|I was...
Oh no!
I can`t believe I did it. 17|00|00|04|R|Q| 18|00|00|14|L|Q| 17|00|00|06|R|Q| 18|00|00|06|L|S|Did what? 17|00|00|12|R|S|My life has been one failure after the next. 18|00|00|12|L|Q| 17|00|00|04|R|Q| 18|00|00|04|L|S|Testify. 17|00|00|16|R|S|I said,
``I`m gonna be a success,
if it`s the last thing I do!`` 17|00|00|04|R|Q| 18|00|00|20|L|Q| 17|00|00|04|R|Q| 18|00|00|04|L|S|And so it was. 17|00|00|14|R|S|I finally succeeded at something,
and it was my biggest failure of all. 17|00|00|04|R|Q| 18|00|00|18|L|Q| 17|00|00|18|R|Q| 18|00|00|14|L|S|The distance between success and failure can be paper thin. 18|00|00|04|L|Q| 17|00|00|02|R|Q| 18|00|07|02|L|Q|

Act 01 Scene 10

Aldolf Sweetie

07|01|00|26|R|S|Ich kann nicht glauben, dass ich in solch einer langen Reihe, da dies zu stehen! 07|01|00|04|R|Q| 08|09|00|30|L|Q| 07|00|00|18|R|Q| 08|00|00|14|L|S|Adolf, sweetie, calm down. There`s nothing you can do about it. 08|00|00|04|L|Q| 07|00|00|26|R|S|Woher kommen all diese Leute und warum muss ich hinter ihnen warten? 07|00|00|04|R|Q| 08|00|00|30|L|Q| 07|00|00|26|R|Q| 08|00|08|22|L|S|It`s your own fault. If you hadn`t killed all those Jews, the line wouldn`t be so long! 08|00|09|04|L|Q| 07|00|00|08|R|T|!!!! 08|00|00|08|L|Q|

Act 01 Scene 99

Intermission 1

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Act 02 Scene 01

Figurative Jesus

13|00|00|12|R|S|I don`t know how you could possibly do it. 14|00|00|12|L|Q| 13|00|00|06|R|Q| 14|00|00|06|L|S|Do what? 13|00|00|12|R|S|What Jesus would do. 14|00|00|12|L|Q| 13|00|00|12|R|S|We can`t all wander around preaching now can we? 14|00|00|04|L|T|???? 14|00|00|04|L|Q| 14|00|00|04|L|T|!!!! 13|00|00|12|R|S|You couldn`t even own a car! 14|00|00|12|L|Q| 13|00|00|12|R|S|You couldn`t own a house. You couldn`t have a pet! 14|00|00|12|L|T|!!!! 13|00|00|12|R|S|I don`t know how you could possibly do it. 14|00|00|12|L|Q| 13|00|00|12|R|Q| 14|00|00|12|L|S|You may be taking the idea too literally. 13|00|00|20|R|S|So I should do what Jesus would do... figuratively? 14|00|00|20|L|Q| 13|00|00|06|R|Q| 14|00|00|06|L|S|Well... 13|00|00|20|R|S|``Here street-person: Feast on this figurative piece of bread.`` 14|00|00|20|L|Q|???? 13|00|00|06|R|T|!!!! 14|00|00|06|L|T|!!!!

Act 02 Scene 02

Own a Burger

15|00|07|12|R|S|Now I`m really starting to feel guilty for all the stuff I own. 15|00|07|03|R|Q| 16|00|00|15|L|Q| 15|00|07|06|R|Q| 16|00|00|06|L|S|You mean,
``Owned``. 15|00|08|10|R|S|If only I had given it all to the poor. 15|00|08|03|R|Q| 16|00|08|13|L|Q| 15|00|07|06|R|Q| 16|00|08|06|L|S|Then they would own it. 15|00|07|06|R|S|What? 16|00|08|06|L|Q| 15|00|07|08|R|Q| 16|00|14|08|L|S|You cannot avoid owning things. 15|00|07|04|R|S|Sure I can. 16|00|08|04|L|Q| 15|00|07|15|R|Q| 16|00|14|12|L|S|Once you eat a burger, you own it. 16|00|14|03|L|Q| 15|00|07|04|R|T|???? 16|00|08|04|L|Q| 15|00|07|15|R|Q| 16|00|09|12|L|S|We have to possess things in order to survive. 16|00|09|03|L|Q| 15|00|07|15|R|Q| 16|00|08|12|L|S|No sense in feeling guilty for making yourself comfortable. 16|00|08|03|L|Q| 15|00|07|12|R|T|???? 16|00|08|12|L|Q| 15|00|08|08|R|S|I gave the burger back eventually. 15|00|08|04|R|Q| 16|00|08|12|L|Q| 15|00|08|08|R|Q| 16|00|14|08|L|T|!!!! 15|00|08|04|R|Q| 16|00|08|04|L|Q| 15|00|08|04|R|Q| 16|00|14|04|L|Q| 15|00|07|04|R|Q| 16|00|08|04|L|Q| 15|00|00|04|R|Q| 16|00|07|04|L|Q|

Act 02 Scene 04

Parental Rights

20|00|00|16|R|Q| 21|00|00|16|L|S|Do you think abortion will carry a high price tag? 20|00|00|16|R|S|If so, there will be a lot of wailing up ahead. 21|00|00|16|L|Q| 20|00|00|16|R|Q| 21|00|00|16|L|S|I`m at both ends of the spectrum on abortion. 20|00|00|06|R|S|How do you mean? 21|00|00|06|L|Q| 20|00|00|20|R|Q| 21|00|08|20|L|S|I believe that life begins at conception. A zygote is a human being. Period. 20|00|00|04|R|S|And...? 21|00|00|04|L|Q| 20|00|00|16|R|Q| 21|00|00|16|L|S|I also believe that you have the right to kill your children until they leave home. 20|00|08|08|R|T|!!!! 21|00|07|08|L|Q|

Act 02 Scene 99

Intermission 2

Act 03 Scene 01

Dark Tunnel

00|DK|00|06|R|S|Do you know where you are? 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|08|R|Q| 00|DK|00|08|R|Q| 00|00|07|06|R|S|The long dark tunnel? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|Yeah...
And I`m the bright light at the end of it. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|14|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|Q| 00|00|07|10|R|S|Actually, you look kind of grayish. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|Alright, then I`m the black light in the foyer. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|14|R|Q| 00|DK|00|18|R|Q| 00|00|07|16|R|S|Who has a black light in their foyer? Hippies maybe. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|S|Alright, then I`m the neon sign over the front door. 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|00|00|18|R|Q| 00|DK|00|18|R|Q| 00|00|07|14|R|S|``Budweiser.
King of Beers.``
Blink, blink, blink. 00|00|00|04|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|You do realize you`re about to meet your maker? 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|14|R|Q| 00|DK|00|18|R|Q| 00|00|07|16|R|S|``Check Cashing.
Open 24 Hours.``
Blink, blink, blink. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|18|R|S|Forget the neon sign! Are you prepared to meet God? 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|20|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|Q| 00|00|07|12|R|S|I`m sure God would never have a black light in His foyer. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|06|R|S|Oh brother. 00|00|00|06|R|Q| 00|DK|00|20|R|Q| 00|00|07|18|R|S|Maybe a nice Tiffany lamp. Or some accent lighting... 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|ST|07|04|R|Q|

Act 03 Scene 04

All Knowledge

00|DK|00|08|R|S|Have you forgiven your trespassers? 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|10|R|Q| 00|DK|00|06|R|Q| 00|00|07|04|R|S|I guess. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|S|You guess?
Do you know how many
people in Heaven are
holding a grudge
against you? 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|16|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|Q| 00|00|07|10|R|S|Well,
Bob from work is probably still pissed... 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|10|R|S|None!
Zero.
Do you know why? 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|12|R|Q| 00|DK|00|16|R|Q| 00|00|07|14|R|S|Because once your dead there`s nothing you can do about it? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|S|Because when you get to Heaven, you understand why. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|16|R|Q| 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|00|07|02|R|S|Why what? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|10|R|S|Why Mary slapped Bill at the office party.
Why Jenny didn`t... 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|12|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|Q| 00|00|07|12|R|S|Oh yeah!
Bill probably said something stupid and off-color. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|22|R|S|That`s not the point!
The point is you will know
why trespasses happened,
and understand. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|24|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|Q| 00|00|07|12|R|S|So just because I know
why someone hurt me,
is enough for me
to forgive them? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|When you can see the whole picture,
it all makes sense. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|14|R|Q| 00|DK|00|10|R|Q| 00|00|07|08|R|S|That does make it easier to let it all go. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|ST|07|04|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|Actually,
it was because Bill goosed her at the water cooler. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q|

Act 03 Scene 05

Democratic Heaven

00|DK|00|08|R|S|Oh,
it`s you. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|10|R|Q| 00|DK|00|06|R|Q| 00|00|07|04|R|S|It`s me! 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|S|Uh... Actually...
You have been
voted out. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|16|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|Q| 00|00|07|10|R|S|What do you mean,
`Voted out`
??? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|We took a vote.
You didn`t get enough support. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|14|R|Q| 00|DK|00|16|R|Q| 00|00|07|14|R|S|You can`t get voted out of Heaven! 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|S|In fact, it turns out, you can. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|16|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|Q| 00|00|07|12|R|S|Most of the people in Heaven don`t even know me. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|10|R|S|Everybody in Heaven knows you. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|12|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|Q| 00|00|07|12|R|S|So,
insult one,
insult all?
Is that it? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|22|R|S|Pretty much.
More than just one,
though, wasn`t it? 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|24|R|Q| 00|DK|00|16|R|Q| 00|00|07|14|R|S|I thought as long as you believed in Jesus, you were in. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|16|R|S|That`s just the
story we tell,
so we can see what
you`re really like. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|18|R|Q| 00|DK|00|10|R|Q| 00|00|07|08|R|S|Bummer.
Thought I had a free pass. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|ST|07|04|R|Q| 00|DK|00|16|R|S|Just kidding.
You`re golden.
Still an ass, though. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q|

Act 03 Scene 99

Intermission 3

Act 04 Scene 01

Is that it?

01|00|13|08|R|Q| 02|00|13|08|R|Q| 03|00|13|08|R|Q| 04|00|13|08|R|Q| 05|00|13|08|R|Q| 06|00|13|08|R|Q| 07|00|13|08|R|Q| 08|00|13|08|R|Q| 09|00|13|08|R|Q| 10|00|13|08|R|Q| 11|00|13|08|R|Q| 12|00|13|08|R|Q| 13|00|13|08|R|Q| 14|00|13|08|R|Q| 15|00|13|08|R|Q| 16|00|13|08|R|Q| 17|00|13|08|R|Q| 18|00|13|08|R|Q| 19|00|13|08|R|Q| 20|00|13|08|R|Q| 21|00|13|08|R|Q| 22|00|13|08|R|Q| 23|00|13|08|R|Q| 24|00|13|08|R|Q| 25|00|13|08|R|Q| 26|00|13|08|R|Q| 27|00|13|08|R|Q| 28|00|13|08|R|Q| 29|00|13|08|R|Q| 30|00|13|08|R|Q| 01|00|13|28|R|Q| 02|00|13|28|R|Q| 03|00|13|28|R|Q| 04|00|13|28|R|Q| 05|00|13|28|R|Q| 06|00|13|28|R|Q| 07|00|13|28|R|Q| 08|00|13|28|R|Q| 09|00|13|28|R|Q| 10|00|13|28|R|Q| 11|00|13|28|R|Q| 12|00|13|06|R|S|Hey.
How are you? 12|00|13|04|R|Q| 12|00|13|12|R|S|Oh right.
You`re fine.
I knew that.
Everybody`s fine. 12|00|13|06|R|Q| 13|00|13|06|L|Q| 13|00|13|04|L|S|You know. 13|00|13|12|L|Q| 13|00|13|06|L|Q| 14|00|13|28|R|Q| 15|00|13|28|R|Q| 16|00|13|28|R|Q| 17|00|13|28|R|Q| 18|00|13|28|R|Q| 19|00|13|28|R|Q| 20|00|13|28|R|Q| 21|00|13|28|R|Q| 22|00|13|28|R|Q| 23|00|13|28|R|Q| 24|00|13|28|R|Q| 25|00|13|28|R|Q| 26|00|13|28|R|Q| 27|00|13|28|R|Q| 28|00|13|28|R|Q| 29|00|13|28|R|Q| 30|00|13|28|R|Q| 01|00|13|44|R|Q| 02|00|13|44|R|Q| 03|00|13|44|R|Q| 04|00|13|44|R|Q| 05|00|13|44|R|Q| 06|00|13|04|R|Q| 06|00|13|08|R|S|I have two children. 06|00|13|04|R|Q| 06|00|13|12|R|S|They were in the front row at the funeral. 06|00|13|04|R|Q| 06|00|13|08|R|S|Oh yeah. That`s right.
06|00|13|04|R|Q| 07|00|13|04|L|Q| 07|00|13|08|L|Q| 07|00|13|04|L|S|I know. 07|00|13|12|L|Q| 07|00|13|04|L|S|I know. 07|00|13|08|L|Q| 07|00|13|04|L|Q| 08|00|13|44|R|Q| 09|00|13|44|R|Q| 10|00|13|44|R|Q| 11|00|13|44|R|Q| 12|00|13|44|R|Q| 13|00|13|44|R|Q| 14|00|13|44|R|Q| 15|00|13|44|R|Q| 16|00|13|44|R|Q| 17|00|13|44|R|Q| 18|00|13|44|R|Q| 19|00|13|44|R|Q| 20|00|13|44|R|Q| 21|00|13|44|R|Q| 22|00|13|44|R|Q| 23|00|13|44|R|Q| 24|00|13|44|R|Q| 25|00|13|44|R|Q| 26|00|13|44|R|Q| 27|00|13|44|R|Q| 28|00|13|44|R|Q| 29|00|13|44|R|Q| 30|00|13|44|R|Q| 01|00|13|18|R|Q| 02|00|13|18|R|Q| 03|00|13|18|R|Q| 04|00|13|18|R|Q| 05|00|13|18|R|Q| 06|00|13|18|R|Q| 07|00|13|18|R|Q| 08|00|13|18|R|Q| 09|00|13|18|R|Q| 10|00|13|18|R|Q| 11|00|13|18|R|Q| 12|00|13|18|R|Q| 13|00|13|18|R|Q| 14|00|13|18|R|Q| 15|00|13|18|R|Q| 16|00|13|18|R|Q| 17|00|13|04|R|Q| 17|00|13|10|R|S|Not much to talk about up here,
is there? 17|00|13|04|R|Q| 18|00|13|04|L|Q| 18|00|13|10|L|Q| 18|00|13|04|L|S|I know. 19|00|13|18|R|Q| 20|00|13|18|R|Q| 21|00|13|18|R|Q| 22|00|13|18|R|Q| 23|00|13|18|R|Q| 24|00|13|18|R|Q| 25|00|13|18|R|Q| 26|00|13|18|R|Q| 27|00|13|18|R|Q| 28|00|13|18|R|Q| 29|00|13|18|R|Q| 30|00|13|18|R|Q| 01|00|13|08|R|Q| 02|00|13|08|R|Q| 03|00|13|08|R|Q| 04|00|13|08|R|Q| 05|00|13|08|R|Q| 06|00|13|08|R|Q| 07|00|13|08|R|Q| 08|00|13|08|R|Q| 09|00|13|08|R|Q| 10|00|13|08|R|Q| 11|00|13|08|R|Q| 12|00|13|08|R|Q| 13|00|13|08|R|Q| 14|00|13|08|R|Q| 15|00|13|08|R|Q| 16|00|13|08|R|Q| 17|00|13|08|R|Q| 18|00|13|08|R|Q| 19|00|13|08|R|Q| 20|00|13|08|R|Q| 21|00|13|08|R|Q| 22|00|13|08|R|Q| 23|00|13|08|R|Q| 24|00|13|08|R|Q| 25|00|13|08|R|Q| 26|00|13|08|R|Q| 27|00|13|08|R|Q| 28|00|13|08|R|Q| 29|00|13|08|R|Q| 30|00|13|08|R|Q|